Happy Birthday fella !
I don't wear Crocs, and I don't wear sandals/The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles . . .
Happy birthday mate, hope it's a cracker!
With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
Happy Birthday Vern!
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
Happy Birthday Vern
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Happy birthday mate!
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"

Happy Birthday Big Vern...
Going to get them... Yes i am, they will come to me in time
I still need: Motowns - philly blunt - 35th RHCP - 35th Run DMC - Run DMC 80s “My adidas†- halloween - Footpatrol - Undefeated - BBQ
happy birthday big guy! hope its filled with blue boxes - and naked women on your lap
Sorry I missed it Vern. BELATED!
"...I've loved it since the days of fat shoelace." -Guru
Hope you had a great birthday!