[Shellshock]

You know what sab, I love her dearly and would never stray but if Mrs SS did catch me firing off a round of jizz-bolts into another woman’s wig, she probably would be more concerned about her damn cushions not getting messed up. For about 10 seconds. Before she beat me to death with one of my own supermodifieds. And fed my remains to the dog.

[Lorrie]

these cushions have really scarred you, huh?

[Shellshock]

It stings when you're much lower down the list of your woman's priorities than her soft furnishings. Having to compete for her affections with a Goose-down scatter cushion ain't no fun. I drop-kick those fuckers everytime she's not in the room. Fuck Laura Ashley.

[Lorrie]

I feel your pain. I'm up to six scatter cushions on a sofa that barely holds the two of us, the 4 remote controls, her stuff for doing her nails and the damned cat!

And you want to talk about where you are in someone's affections! She was gone for six days and evidently she missed the cat much more than she missed me! (though she did pony up the money I needed for the gdft Lavers without problem)

[nikosg]

doing a fuckload of research... giving myself a little project over summer... im building a Gibson les paul guitar lol this should be exciting! ohhh how i shall watch the money drain from my pockets!

[sab]

^ Oh god u will eat sleep and dream guitar buliding by the end of the summer^ My ex was a guitar builder, spent an age and a fortune building a custom for a friend with name spelt out in fretts along the neck purple heart wood, hung it to dry after spraying and it got twocked OUCH!!!.

[Lorrie]

I could use a good twocking.

[reid]

Friend of mine spent the money he was gonna use to pay me back a loan on a custom guitar. Was fucking shameless about it, asking me what I thought of the mother of pearl inlays and shit. What the fuck do you think ya cunt?

[cracky]

[Lorrie]

hope you bashed him about the head and ears with it!