[Sneakerphile]

Just talk like wot you see is below

dem crepes r phuckd.safe 4 datkunt.as for (insert brand/model) metinx u is a poompoom n a paedo!
and write it like i just did (or words to that effect) so they think its in another language.clever or what?

how do we report this poompoom?

I did notice that some of the previous reviews were in some strange form of english! Make more sense if they wrote in hieroglyphics!

[Da Camden Ayatollah]

Yup. but at least they made it! at least some people will find out the terrible truth about this poofman. bet ya the fucka don't deliver wot he's got on his site either.