[Sneakerphile]

Welcome aboard Sam. You'll have to let me know where these stores are that allow you to pay with bed linen
If you're missus was upset that you found this forum, she's gonna be plenty pissed in about 6 months time I recon, when you have spent all your hard-earned on kicks! The trick is to buy her a pair every now and then. Makes her feel involved too and takes the attention off the fact that you have so many pairs yourself.

Anyway, hope you stick around and join in the fun.