19-10-07, 11:42 AM
Just turn your ghetto blaster up. If you don't have a ghetto blaster, turn your mp3 player up. Failing that, do as I do and employ a marching brass band to mask the noise. Nobody talks about my squeaky shoes anymore, plus it is pretty damn cool walking into places since I instructed the band to play the Imperial March from Star Wars every time I walk through a door.

