17-10-07, 03:08 PM
And I bet if you had a pair that small, they'd just taunt you.
"Come on, wear us," they'd say. "We're not really five sizes too small for you, we're just far away."
and then you'd open their little box and try to jam your feet into them. Only for your hopes to be dashed - they weren't really far away at all, it wasn't some trick of perspective, they are far too small.
That is just cruel, don't do it to yourself man.
"Come on, wear us," they'd say. "We're not really five sizes too small for you, we're just far away."
and then you'd open their little box and try to jam your feet into them. Only for your hopes to be dashed - they weren't really far away at all, it wasn't some trick of perspective, they are far too small.
That is just cruel, don't do it to yourself man.