[pukkabruv]

Grey goose is ok but no match for Standard. It might look like posh Smirnoff but is something completely different.
There's not that many vodkas that I like to drink pocket warm but this one you can. It's like drinking water but makes you more attractive to the ladies. Also makes you invincible and very rich

thats a bold statement, im gonna have to put it to the test, just the bog standard russian standard is drinkable straight from the shelf? not calling you a liar, its just very cheap for a vodka that can be drunk when not ice cold