[Shellshock]

hi my name is jojolam . I'm 34 years old. live in the midlands uk . i own aprox 40 pairs of trainers ,about 14 pairs af adidas. i have a five bedroomed house . i work for a big sports shop . i drive a vw golf. do you want my bra size too ?

Now, had your first post contained just the bits above, I'd be thinkin I'd finally met my ideal woman (bar the shocking grasp of written English of course) but unfortunately the whole "married with four kids" bit and your bad attitude kinda puts a bit of a dampner on things for me.

Wish I could find a picture of a Wizard's sleeve to post up right now. Or the top of a welly.