[DasBill]

Well it seems all a bit pointless once you come in, don't adheare to the rules, demand help, piss off everyone in the forum, generalise a nation by calling em "bitter", then proclaiming peace just underlines the fact that yer a total hatstand. Thems the facts, no assumptions.

Now you've riled my associate Samo, who is of the segal nature so I suggest you get a grip.

[Samo]

I do believe I told this fellow to "fix up or fuck off" a few pages back, sadly I see that he hasn't opted for either choice. This leaves us in an unfortunate situation. Things could get ugly. Real ugly...

[haz]

it does seem pointless das your right, but this whole thread is kind of pointless.. i introduced myself like it says in the rules and then have people try to offend me, maybe some of the welcoming comity are the ones that should get a grip and then i wouldnt have to defend myself would i?

samo i apologize if i offended you, is that that little bastad out of the ninja turtles in your pic?

[Shellshock]

I hope he doesn't disappear before showing us some of his turntablism skills. I sincerely hope they're more honed than his wit.

[haz]

aw i didnt expect to pick up groupies on a trainer wesbsite!!!!

[Samo]

I thought groupies actually had to like or have an interest in the person they follow for whatever reason. Be it money, fame, talent etc...

From what I can see, and this is just from my own viewpoint, you havn't really endeared yourself to anyone here, and your only evident talent is unfortunately the ability to irritate a group of people by being a bit of a knob... I don't think thats the kind of talent that gets people fans/groupies/christmas and/or birthday cards...

[haz]

shell clearly has an interest in me, he showed me his dolls and everything, your entitled to your viewpoint samo and i dont want you to get all "riled" or upset by anything i say next but...... im not phased by your opinion, because its worthless to me...(unless its towards supes) lol i make a living off DJing, wether you think i have talent by the way i act on a forum doesnt matter does it? i still get paid and do my own thing.

[Samo]

SS shows everyone his dolls so don't think you're special sunshine...

Secondly I stated that your only evident talent is unfortunately being a bit of a knob. My comments do not extend to your "talent" as we shall call it, as I have not heard or seen the experience that is "DeeJay Kool Haz on the wheelz of steel*"... If you make a living doing your thing then bully to you.

To show you there's no hard feelings, I have dusted off a special diagram I created for another (now ex) member (Its hardly used!). This handy step by step diagram will prove handy should you wish to make your stay at casa del SSDB a more pleasant experience. And whats even more dope about my special diagram is that you can take it, and apply it to other real life situations, so really I should charge for that shit 'cos it is a very very handy diagram.






*Probably not the name you go by, but one that is certainly packed full of flava! (you can tell because cool is spelt with a "K" and wheels has a "Z" on the end instead of an "S")

[haz]

loooool thanks man, i do intend to make it an enjoyable stay, thats all my intentions ever were, and im not one to hold grudges.. especially when i dont really know any of you either, plus the diagram helps (of course) *right click save* i would pay you but i probably dont get paid THAT much....

[steve-o]

[Shellshock]

shell clearly has an interest in me

Indeed I do. My interest has been piqued by your claims of making a living from your adventures on the wheels of steel. Now, be a good chap and point in me in the direction of your myspace page or suchlike. You do have one right? Good. Ok, now let's pretend for a minute that I know a little bit about Hip Hop and I'm involved in the running of a night at a club, not a million miles from Sunny Birmingham and I have a need to retain the services of a DJ but I'm struggling to find someone semi-competent. This is where you come in....

[Lorrie]

Haz: way earlier in this thread someone suggested that I be my usual welcoming self, but I resisted.

No longer.

Please show yurself the fucking door you useless fucking cunt.

You're fucking done

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Sorry. I meant 'yourself'

[Shellshock]

Ah, normal service is resumed and everything is as it should be. All is well aboard The SSDB once again.

*shuffles back to corner*

[DasBill]

Aw man! I missed the patented Samo flowchart of enlightenment!

Also, I thoroughly expected this cocknose to be gone by now, there must be constant threats to the forum that super Streak and P Man are killing to death with the trusty interplanetary banhammer so this dude hasn't been removed yet.

[mr.pure]

The case against is the poor taste in Superstars, not owning any Superstars period and changing your mind to wanting a pair of Cope 2 Stans.
Coupled with the fact that you probably don't work for a living but make £5 a week warming up the system at the bingo hall and your decks still have that new rubber smell.
Things aren't looking good for your continued stay on this forum.