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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 03-07-12

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo!



RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 03-07-12

Ffs.. Have I just gone back in time to the 1970's???!?

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 03-07-12

Laughing

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 11-07-12

Two couples on holiday, and husbands Paul and Dave decide to try and get their ladies to wife swap.


Amazingly they agree but Paul knows his wife is on her time of month so he has got one up on Dave.

They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table however many times they shagged the others missus.

Next morning Paul grins and taps twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 12-07-12

Nice one

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - ez-1 - 12-07-12

Talking about Nutella


RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Poor Sod - 13-07-12

A little play with words...Smile

Hell's angles:
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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - ez-1 - 17-07-12

Not sure if this works but check out what it says in the bottom of the page Very Happy
Clicky

Just above that Goooooooooogle text in the lower part of the page. It might not work from this link.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 17-07-12

?????

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 18-07-12

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

'99'.

The old guy obeys and says,

"99".

The doctor says, "Great",now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,

'99".

Again, the old guy says,

'99'."

The doctor said, “Very good”.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say,

'99'.


The old guy begins,


"One....



two…


three…"

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Poor Sod - 23-07-12

Not really a joke but it's funny how they started to use the word supes in True Blood:
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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 26-07-12

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17494812

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 26-07-12

Big Willy

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Poor Sod - 12-08-12

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 12-08-12

Yep true..
This too..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMgcMokGxNY&feature=youtube_gdata_player