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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 02-08-11

yes it does look that way... well my amy winehouse ska ep seems to have increased in value, who'd have thought?

Theres no stoopid picture thread so hope its ok to post here...

luv it

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - flyingcod - 02-08-11

Cool pic.

I was gonna dress up as a Storm trooper for a fancy dress wedding last month.

Didn't in the end as to do properly you need a decent costume and they cost over 500 notes.

fc

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 02-08-11

worth every penny... spend the kids inheritance mate

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sneakerphile - 06-09-11

"I'm exactly the right age for this shit!" - Roger Murtagh, age 23

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Tifoso - 06-09-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 14-09-11



Up since 5 am so needed a little larf..

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - ihatebono - 14-09-11

Bear dick punch love it.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 14-09-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - flyingcod - 14-09-11

Ten and a half months and my little boy is almost moving that quick.

fc

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Tifoso - 15-09-11

First they crawl, then they walk, and then they are all of a sudden kicking your ass at Mario Kart.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Inphinity - 15-09-11

A pedophile and a 6 year old were walking through a forest at night and the 6 year old says

"ouu this is scary"

And the pedophile replies

"you're telling me! Im going to have to walk this alone in half an hour"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 29-09-11

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternat...ive was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Blackburn, Manchester and newcastle

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 29-09-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Vortec - 05-10-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 05-10-11

I want!!! that is the dogs nads, you go gran! Knit your own fakes.. LOL

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