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DasBill - 30-05-09
Couple o pirate jokes for yer.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
YARRRHARRHARR!
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
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Shellshock - 30-05-09
A girl came up to me earlier and asked "What does reincarnation mean?"
I said "It's a belief that when you die you come back as something else"
She says "Cool, I'm gonna come back as a dog"
I said "You're not fuckin listening love..."
Fankoo, I'm here all week
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Samo - 30-05-09
I got one for you all.
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?....
Dr Dre!
Boom! Boom! tish!
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cracky - 30-05-09
One day a priest was walking by the river and saw a frog on a lilly pad, help me croaked the frog, once i was a beautifull choirboy but an evil witch turned me into a frog, the only way to reverse the spell is for me to spend the night in the bed of a religious man. the preist took the frog home, put it to bed and lo and behold in the morning there was a beautifull choirboy.......And that your honour, is the case for the defence.
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pokey27 - 30-05-09
shellshock
your a funny fooka m8.Am always laughing at your posts
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jam - 30-05-09
(30-05-09, 01:22 AM)El Samo Wrote:
I got one for you all.
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?....
Dr Dre!
Boom! Boom! tish!
Ive read that one on here somewhere before. Who Have you stolen it off?! Or was it you who said it in the first place?
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Samo - 31-05-09
Haha, I have no idea where it comes from, I heard it a few years back.
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DasBill - 15-02-10
Got a bit bored so thought id share this one with yer.
Hi, im Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
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Samo - 15-02-10
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DasBill - 15-02-10
Likin the new custom title there Samo!
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Samo - 15-02-10
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dregz - 15-02-10
Good one Das, but what has got me chuckling is your signature quote from 'The Tick'.
I died with laughter when i first heard it, now it's one of those random quotes that I use all the time.
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DasBill - 16-02-10
Its fucking awesome, i bought the box set the other day.
My favourite one is where he wakes up with a moustache.
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sab - 16-02-10
I just bought an alexander mcqueen t shirt.
Its quite a loose fit but a bit tight around the kneck. !!!
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Shellshock - 16-02-10