The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - olskool720 - 13-04-12

hahaha

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Vortec - 15-06-12

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Poor Sod - 15-06-12

Made me smile that one vortec

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 03-07-12

Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign outside saying:

'Pies 70p...Wanks £1'

So he decides to go in and investigate, he gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde.
Paddy asks "Do you give the Wanks?"

"Yes I do," she replies in a seductive voice.


"Well wash your hands, I want a pie.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 03-07-12

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 03-07-12

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 03-07-12

Ffs.. Have I just gone back in time to the 1970's???!?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 03-07-12

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 11-07-12

Two couples on holiday, and husbands Paul and Dave decide to try and get their ladies to wife swap.


Amazingly they agree but Paul knows his wife is on her time of month so he has got one up on Dave.

They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table however many times they shagged the others missus.

Next morning Paul grins and taps twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 12-07-12

Nice one

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