The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 24-01-12

at the risk of being left hanging...

Knock Knock!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - GeeBee - 24-01-12

I'll bite . . .

Who's there?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 24-01-12

Runeep

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Old Gregg - 24-01-12

runeep who?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 24-01-12

yep...

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - GeeBee - 24-01-12

very poor . . .

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 24-01-12

Kids eh!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - GeeBee - 24-01-12

My six year old is currently rolling round his room in laughter.
"Aneedup" and "Smelleep" also work well.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 24-01-12

Ok so a man walks into a doctor's...
Blood, veins, arteries and organs dripping from where his anus used to be, now a gaping hole.
"Jesus Christ" says the Dr, "what the fuck happened to you?"
"Well Dr.." the mans says perching delicately on on the edge of the seat, "I went on a blind date..."
"yes??" says the Dr.
" with.... er an elephant" says the man
" sweet baby Jesus man!!" says the Dr, "and you had intercourse???"
"Yes" said the man
"woah!!!" says the Dr "wait a second, there is no way that having sexual intercourse with an elephant could do that sort of damage??"

"No Dr... He fingered me first Dr... "
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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Old Gregg - 24-01-12

I don't get it

edit now I do

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