The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 12-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Fritze - 24-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 24-11-11

gotta steal that for FB

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Big Vern - 24-11-11

Tommy needs to have a word with himself. A lady GaGa doll!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - crockerd - 25-11-11

My girlfriend's always helping me to keep fit.

Every time she mentions marriage, I run a fucking mile.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 25-11-11

A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me in a salad".
The pickle said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar".
The penis said "That's nothing - when I get big and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark, damp cave and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and faint!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 25-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 25-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 27-11-11

SCAM WARNING!!!!
At LIDL supermarket.... While packing shopping in your car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old East European girls in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with tits hanging out & then ask for a lift to another shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other, then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last Tues & Wed, twice on Thurs and again today. Be very careful

Anal sex is abit like Marmite.......Brown and smelly

Compliments of mr jimmy carr

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 12-12-11


Sorry to post Noike but...

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