The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - ihatebono - 02-05-11

Its amazing what you can get done when the PSN is down and I didn't realise you took the bins out on a bank holiday.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 02-05-11

Apparently he logged onto Facebook places.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 03-05-11

Osama Bin Laden Who the fuck's knocking on my door at this time of night?!?!?

Barack Obama Likes this

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 03-05-11

So it's true the Jehovas witnesses never miss a door step. :LOL:

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 07-05-11

Three guys in a cafe.
1st one says "i've got the smallest arms in the world".
2nd guy says " i've got the smallest head in the world".
3rd guy says "i've got the smallest dick in the world".

They all go to the Guinness World Records,

1st one comes out really happy, "i've really got the smallest arms in the world"
2nd one comes out all happy "i've really got the smallest head in the world".
3rd one comes out and SCREAMS " WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BEIBER"??

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Whisky-Ace - 07-05-11

That is a great one...
Cant stop laughing...

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 07-05-11

Dr.Smith Sleeps with one of his patients in a weak moment.
He is tortured with guilt!!!!
In one ear his evil conscience is saying "your a single man,don't worry about it"
In his other ear his heavenly conscience is says "your a fucking vet,you sick bastard!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Marco82 - 07-05-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - cracky - 07-05-11

Quality

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 07-05-11

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