The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - citysupes - 31-07-10

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Marco82 - 31-07-10

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 05-08-10

Some bastard pinched a pair of our lass's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 48 pegs back!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - citysupes - 05-08-10

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 05-08-10

Think this might have been used before
My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and i love it!!!
Butter,jam,cheese,chocolate,cream....
You name it,she lets me lick it of her.
She's a fooking cracker

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 05-08-10

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.

—”Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”
—“I can cut them for you’ said the pharmacist,‘ but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”
—”I’m 96″ said the old man. “I don’t want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!”

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 05-08-10

christ, you found a joke book from the 90's or summat?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 05-08-10

Aye was hidden under that secret pile of N*kes you keep

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 05-08-10

no secret fella..

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 05-08-10

No joke book fella..

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