The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - steve-o - 26-05-10

an armless, legless girl is laying on the beach crying, a man walks up & asks "what are you crying about?"
she says "in all my life I've never been kissed"... so he kneels down & kisses her.

as hes walking away, she starts crying twice as hard, he turns back and asks "what are you crying about now?"
she replies "in my whole life I've never been fucked"...

so he picks her up, tosses her in the ocean and yells "you're fucked now!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 26-05-10

Chris Tarrant said to Wayne Bridge for 32,000 what is the colour of your gf's fanny hair?
A) Brown B) Red C) Blond D) Ginger .....he says '"Can I Phone A Friend'"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Big J - 27-05-10

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, she said she thought I was a paedophile. Pretty big word for an 8 year old...

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - cracky - 27-05-10

So very wrong

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 27-05-10

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 28-05-10

(27-05-10, 04:36 PM)Big J Wrote:  My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, she said she thought I was a paedophile. Pretty big word for an 8 year old...

Say what you want about peados but at least they drive slowly past schools....

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I can still remember play time at school. A bit of footy, sneaking a quick ciggy and trying to finger girls behind the bike sheds.

I fucking loved that caretakers job..

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Whats the difference between 'Bride' and 'Groom' ?

You can't bride schoolchildren

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - cracky - 28-05-10

Your going to hell big fella

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - DasBill - 28-05-10

I've had the worst year.

First I had to dump a quality girlfriend because she put on two stone.

Now she's asking for child maintenance.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 02-06-10

A guy I know has split up with his wife.

She left the marital home, taking with her his whole collection of Bob Marley records and the satellite dish.

Poor sod ... no woman, no Sky!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 02-06-10

Pokey, thats terrible

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