The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 20-05-10

I hate it when you're wiping and one of your fingers breaks through the toilet paper. Other than that, I'm enjoying my new job at the old people's home...

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 20-05-10

Mr+mrs shellshock were getting fruity in the bedroom...and he asks "baby can i cum in ya ear??" with a startled look she replies...."NOOOOOOOOOO i'll go deaf!!!!!!!!!!!"
To which mr shellshock replies..."Fook off.. i've been cumming in ya mouth for years and you ain't mute are ya"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Grimmy - 20-05-10

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 20-05-10

@pokey

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 20-05-10

I love this thread.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 21-05-10

Boy pisses on floor dad says now impress me n shit on the ceiling.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 24-05-10

man naked looks in the mirror and says to his wife " why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself??" wife says " cuz even your cock thinks yr a cunt "

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - bodders69 - 24-05-10

hahahahahaaa luvin it

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 24-05-10

I always thought Johny Cash was the change from a durex machine.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 26-05-10

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

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