The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Tifoso - 05-10-11

Please tell me that's real.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - djpencil - 05-10-11

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies ????

i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pukkabruv - 21-10-11



seemed fitting to put this in this thread, as everything this guy says must be a joke... incredible level of ignorance / scare mongery, unless this is a modern day version of the day todays "cake" episode.

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Hull-parents-warned-cheap-new-drug-tiny-pills/story-13542108-detail/story.html

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 21-10-11

i feel like that gran is about to drop her shit and rip out an uzi from her beautiful sweater

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 21-10-11

1st Son: "dad I need to tell you I'm gay "
2nd son: "dad I'm gay too "
Dad: " bloody hell does no one in this family like pussy ? "
Daughter: "I do "

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 12-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Fritze - 24-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 24-11-11

gotta steal that for FB

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Big Vern - 24-11-11

Tommy needs to have a word with himself. A lady GaGa doll!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - crockerd - 25-11-11

My girlfriend's always helping me to keep fit.

Every time she mentions marriage, I run a fucking mile.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 25-11-11

A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me in a salad".
The pickle said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar".
The penis said "That's nothing - when I get big and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark, damp cave and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and faint!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 25-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 25-11-11

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 27-11-11

SCAM WARNING!!!!
At LIDL supermarket.... While packing shopping in your car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old East European girls in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with tits hanging out & then ask for a lift to another shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other, then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last Tues & Wed, twice on Thurs and again today. Be very careful

Anal sex is abit like Marmite.......Brown and smelly

Compliments of mr jimmy carr

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 12-12-11


Sorry to post Noike but...

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