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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 19-05-10

Pokey one of my patients told me that.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 19-05-10

Laughing can't remember were i heard it but proper tickled me probably more than it shoulda but lets just say it got afew groans when i re-told it..No sense of humour some folks Very Happy

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 19-05-10

It certailny cracked me up I've been telling everyone.

One of the kids this week told me she was a conservatory I said Oh well I am a greenhouse. LOL She didnt laugh. I did tears appeared then her sister asked was I allergic to laughing as my eyes watered like hers do on the grass. Causing me to nearly hyperventilate.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 19-05-10

I'm really into preserving endangered species. You should taste my Panda chutney, it's delicious.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - cracky - 19-05-10

Nice Laughing

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 19-05-10

Laughing Quality

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 20-05-10

Warning! This next one’s a little bit bad taste so go check another thread if you’re the type that’s easily offended Cool
Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going” so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistle”

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - steve-o - 20-05-10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 20-05-10

Lady Shellshock doesn't do slaps. I once had to appear in court on a charge of domestic violence. The judge said "This is the 3rtd time you've appeared before me on similar charges, why do you keep beating Lady Shellshock?" I said "Well your Honour, I put it down to a significant height/reach advantage, better handspeed and a tougher training regime" Wink



*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - ez-1 - 20-05-10

Laughing
SS you must be a professional comedian!