The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - reid - 21-03-10

8 yr old at school got me with a classic:

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"I eat mop"
"I eat mop who?"
"You eat your poo, that's ing"

I just walked right into it, the other kid's knock knock jokes are 99% Dr Who.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 19-05-10

A man has been admitted to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up in his arse, his condition is being described as stable.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 19-05-10

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - doku005 - 19-05-10

Two cannibals were eating a clown, and one turned to the other and said: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 19-05-10

I just nicked a rabbit from the pet shop! Not sure if I should make a run for it.....

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 19-05-10

Two monkeys in a bath one said ooooh aaaah ha. The other said put some cold water in it :LOL:

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 19-05-10

sab i had that as my facebook status..I proper pissed meself @ that joke but no1 else did.
<pokey stole shellshocks joke earlier>

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sneakerpimp - 19-05-10

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic drunk?

He choked on his own Vimto.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - flyingcod - 19-05-10

A women with no legs has won a strawberry picking competition...the jammy c*nt.



fc

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 19-05-10

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