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Shellshock - 30-07-10
What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can't marmalade your cock up a bird's arse
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cracky - 30-07-10
Simple but fucking hilarious
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streak - 30-07-10
Just got back from the Hospital.
They reckon i might have- pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But at the moment it's difficult to say..
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Poor Sod - 30-07-10
You made me laugh Streak
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pokey27 - 31-07-10
Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other and says "i fucked your mum last night. we did everything. i fucked her doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl, then i licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock and i spunked all over her face." The other guy puts down his pint and says. "Lets go home dad, i think you've had enough."
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cracky - 31-07-10
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Poor Sod - 31-07-10
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flyingcod - 31-07-10
"I was sucking off my new Thai bride and then I thought 'Hang on a minute!'"
fc
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Sneakerpimp - 31-07-10
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Lurkzilla - 31-07-10
Laugh out loud !!!
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citysupes - 31-07-10
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Marco82 - 31-07-10
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pokey27 - 05-08-10
Some bastard pinched a pair of our lass's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 48 pegs back!
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citysupes - 05-08-10
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pokey27 - 05-08-10
Think this might have been used before
My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and i love it!!!
Butter,jam,cheese,chocolate,cream....
You name it,she lets me lick it of her.
She's a fooking cracker