The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 06-09-07

^^ that was quick..

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sooper - 06-09-07

Oh dear!!!!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 07-09-07

What’s Pavarotti’s wife getting for Christmas?





a smaller turkey………



..I'll get me coat..

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Dice Oldskool - 07-09-07

They're still looking for volunteers to carry the coffin.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 08-09-07

^^That would be a punishment!!!!!!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - AdiMac - 08-09-07

Heard the funeral is going to be an all ticket affair as so many people want to go.
The tickets will only cost a tenor!!!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 08-09-07

I wonder how many people it will take to carry his coffin?
Tenor 12????????
lol
xx

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Dice Oldskool - 08-09-07

camnic1972 Wrote:I wonder how many people it will take to carry his coffin?
Tenor 12????????

Whahahahaha

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 11-09-07

A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of dildos, unfortunately he's having terrible trouble with squatters...



(hope this doesn't offend anyone...)

Renault have just designed a people carrier so spacious, so comfortable and so luxurious that you can hardly notice that the kids are in the back. They have called it the Renault McCann...

ouch...

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - AdiMac - 12-09-07

Well if Steak can get away with it.....

Whats worse than than letting Michael Jackson baby sit your kids?




Letting the McCann's take them on holidays.

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