The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 19-05-10

Quality

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 20-05-10

Warning! This next one’s a little bit bad taste so go check another thread if you’re the type that’s easily offended

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Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going” so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistle”

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - steve-o - 20-05-10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 20-05-10

Lady Shellshock doesn't do slaps. I once had to appear in court on a charge of domestic violence. The judge said "This is the 3rtd time you've appeared before me on similar charges, why do you keep beating Lady Shellshock?" I said "Well your Honour, I put it down to a significant height/reach advantage, better handspeed and a tougher training regime"



*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - ez-1 - 20-05-10


SS you must be a professional comedian!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 20-05-10

even without your disclaimer SS, i really doubt the two or three women on the board would take that seriously

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 20-05-10

But ss is a man on the edge being mentally tormented by cushions.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - flyingcod - 20-05-10


IF EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THE JOKE BELOW

So I was round my new girlfriends house, we were in the kitchen cooking a full sunday roast. She asked me to turn on the veg.

Imagine my surprise when apparently fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant.



fc

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 20-05-10

ohohohhhhhh mannn... thats soo far over the line...

still got a laugh out of me though shamefully enough

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Big J - 20-05-10

Quality SS and FC. My type of humour. I'm not gonna contribute though as the last time I did it was removed in about 10 minutes. Who says gang rape can't be funny?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 20-05-10

Statistics say only one out of ten don't enjoy gang rape.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Big J - 20-05-10

That was basically the joke! (What do nine out of ten people enjoy...)

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Lorrie - 20-05-10

How does Snoop Dogg get his clothes so white?




Bleeeatch

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 20-05-10

Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools....

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 20-05-10

How do u kelp flies out of the kitchen, let a cow shit in the lounge. Another learnt fro
kids at work.

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