The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Suburban Knight - 11-07-07

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a f*ckin' arsehole!!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Suburban Knight - 11-07-07

A young boy goes up to his mum and asks, ''Mummy do people come apart like robots?"

His mum replies, "No darling, what makes you think that?"

"Well I heard dad on the phone last night, saying he was screwing the arse off his secretary."

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 12-07-07

***** note to all posters *****

Can we watch the language and content of the jokes we post please..

We have young members and members from all round the world and do not wish to offend anyone..


****** Thanks *******

(some "jokes" have been deleted or amended)

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - olstar - 12-07-07

thanks mate, yeah guys we need to be careful as young eyes may be watching!

the language of the youngens is back enough these days!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Effel - 12-07-07

How young we speaking?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sooper - 12-07-07

Yeah where are all these so called kids then? I thought we were mostly adults on here?
Bloody Kids!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 12-07-07

The swearing ain't the real issue sooper.. 'twas the racist jokes..

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - adidasanth - 12-07-07

I must confess to being one of the people that put some 'unwelcome' jokes on here!!!

Soz if I offended, no offence meant!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 13-07-07

It depends what you define as racist?

I don't take offence at any Irish or Essex girl or blonde jokes - mind you I think its mainly me that puts them on here!!!

And I am an Irish/Essex blonde dippy bint!!!!

lol
xx

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sooper - 13-07-07

I cant recall any racist jokes to be honest but then i just see a joke as a joke and nothing else, which is kinda the whole point of Jokes in my mind! Lets not get too pc i have enough of that at work!

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