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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 03-07-07
Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually search for a golf ball !!!!!!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 03-07-07
And some of us are bloody good at hitting both.
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 03-07-07
A Polish immigrant goes along to his local opticians for an eye test.
The optician asks the man to read the chart on the wall
"CZWIXNOSTACZ"
"Can you read that sir?" asks the optician,
"Read it?", says the Polish man "I fucking know him!"
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - adidasanth - 03-07-07
On a golf theme.
woman decides to take up the sport to widen her social life.
1st day on the fairway and the teacher is having a nightmare.
Every shot she hits into the bunker, so he decides to try a different approach. 'Mrs smith' he says, 'try imagining the club is your husbands penis and try another shot.'
she trys this and hits it 400yds, straight onto the green. 'Excellent' says the teacher, 'next time though, take the club out of your mouth'!!!!!!!!!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 03-07-07
oh my god!!!!!!
my married name is going to be Mrs Smith!!!!!!!!!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - adidasanth - 03-07-07
camnic1972 Wrote:oh my god!!!!!!
my married name is going to be Mrs Smith!!!!!!!!!!
haha! I am getting married on Saturday! yay! got a pair of black halfshell woven with silver lace jewellery for the occasion.
Nice!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 03-07-07
At least you are doing it in style anth!!!!!
Please post the pics
Where are you going on honeymoon?
Good luck hon
lol
xx
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - adidasanth - 03-07-07
camnic1972 Wrote:At least you are doing it in style anth!!!!!
Please post the pics
Where are you going on honeymoon?
Good luck hon
lol
xx
doubtful on the honeymoon, we need new wheels! fancy the Busy Workshop (BAPE) in London, then to Footpatrol or Size..... see a pattern forming? will be posting pix of kicks too!
haha
thanks for the luck, already got it, she cool!
peace.
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Da Camden Ayatollah - 04-07-07
Lucky. best of luck wid d wedding!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Effel - 04-07-07
A rabbi, the pope, an iraqi and a gorilla are driving down the motorway. Policeman stops them and asks 'Is this a joke?'
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Suburban Knight - 04-07-07
adidasanth Wrote:camnic1972 Wrote:oh my god!!!!!!
my married name is going to be Mrs Smith!!!!!!!!!!
haha! I am getting married on Saturday! yay! got a pair of black halfshell woven with silver lace jewellery for the occasion.
Nice!
Good luck with getting the ball and chain fitted, hope you both have a wonderful day and welcome to the wonderful world of the hen pecked husband.
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 04-07-07
^^ yep what he said!
Good luck mate, have a great day - we'll have a drink for you in Manchester!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Suburban Knight - 06-07-07
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:
Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.
Whispering......
Dave.......
Dave........
Dave....
....
you're a vet.
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - deftoned - 06-07-07
That's so sick, yet still amusing
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 06-07-07
^^
that's great!!