I dropped it on the floor so its all covered in hair, crumbs and fluff, hence why i'm offering it up, but ssshhhhhhh don't tell him

£55.12 a gay goat and a near complete collection of Pogz.

£53.76, no! wait.....
*digs down back of couch*
Make that £54.28, a signed photo of 80's comedy legend Gary Wilmot and the refurbished rear axle assembly for a Mk2 Capri. It's got new bushings too. If that doesn't seal the deal I don't know what will.

Hang on, is it really Gary Wilmot? Or is it a signed picture of yourself???

Right, no messing here.

I'll give £60 notes, some toffos and double bill DVD of Exit Wounds & Half Past Dead.






fc has blown you all out of the water

(22-04-10, 10:03 PM)cracky Wrote:  Hang on, is it really Gary Wilmot? Or is it a signed picture of yourself???

Fuck. Busted.

I wonder what 80's legend Gary Wilmot is upto these days...........

According to Wikipedia nothing since 2004.

fc

One of the best threads so far.
SS I'm laughing my ass of (and that's huge)

Let's stop fannying around with this.
Seventy five notes dead . . . and if I can get hold of Jonny Beak I can supply a rhesus monkey that speaks basic Portugese ... easily enough to get by, like.

10,000 yen (more than any other offer by sheer quantity, not value). A stack of Garbage Pail Kids. A Japanese girl's school uniform and your name written on a grain of rice.

Can I have that Japanese girl with school uniform? You can keep the rice and 10000yen.

It's just the uniform ez, but then you already knew that eh?

I'll swap you the complete 'Murder She Wrote' collection on DVD. That offer won't be topped.

Iv'e been to see the bank manager and here comes my final offer.

Dell Boys transport, a Gold Plated Bracelet and a New Kids on the Block back stage pass(used)

Surely this can' be beat.

           

I've had a word with Samo, and he is offering his Steven Segal Collection on my behalf...

plus a tub of vegemite, and 2 kilograms of hummus...