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reid - 21-03-10
8 yr old at school got me with a classic:
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"I eat mop"
"I eat mop who?"
"You eat your poo, that's
ing"
I just walked right into it, the other kid's knock knock jokes are 99% Dr Who.
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Shellshock - 19-05-10
A man has been admitted to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up in his arse, his condition is being described as stable.
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Samo - 19-05-10
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doku005 - 19-05-10
Two cannibals were eating a clown, and one turned to the other and said: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Shellshock - 19-05-10
I just nicked a rabbit from the pet shop! Not sure if I should make a run for it.....
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sab - 19-05-10
Two monkeys in a bath one said ooooh aaaah ha. The other said put some cold water in it :LOL:
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pokey27 - 19-05-10
sab i had that as my facebook status..I proper pissed meself @ that joke but no1 else did.
<pokey stole shellshocks joke earlier>
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Sneakerpimp - 19-05-10
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic drunk?
He choked on his own Vimto.
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flyingcod - 19-05-10
A women with no legs has won a strawberry picking competition...the jammy c*nt.
fc
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Sweet_Kicks - 19-05-10
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sab - 19-05-10
Pokey one of my patients told me that.
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pokey27 - 19-05-10
can't remember were i heard it but proper tickled me probably more than it shoulda but lets just say it got afew groans when i re-told it..No sense of humour some folks
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sab - 19-05-10
It certailny cracked me up I've been telling everyone.
One of the kids this week told me she was a conservatory I said Oh well I am a greenhouse. LOL She didnt laugh. I did tears appeared then her sister asked was I allergic to laughing as my eyes watered like hers do on the grass. Causing me to nearly hyperventilate.
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Shellshock - 19-05-10
I'm really into preserving endangered species. You should taste my Panda chutney, it's delicious.
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cracky - 19-05-10
Nice