Really?!
Do you think she would let me wear her high heels?

Get your own ya cheap skate.
She's slightly smaller than you, you'd end up ruining them.

It was your idea!
Bloody spoil sport!

I just meant if they make them in her size then they must them bigger.
Christ, I've seen women with much bigger feet than me.

They might not have been proper women not with your special hobby shall we say!

They can't all have been, surely.

Its all the rage i understand!
Tis a scary thought but they are out there tricking poor pissed up blokes!
Im never drinking away from home again!

You trying say I have big feets!

Grab 'em in the crotch early in the night has always worked for me.
Ala Crocodile Dundee.

Yeah at least you know where you stand i guess and if they are a proper lady it could add a bit of spice to the evening !
I would always be a proper gent and offer them a grope in return!

Mostly girls are allright with such a forward move.
I normally explain that they are so good looking I just had to check.

Really thats handy to know!
Im at a party on Saturday night i might just try out your theory then!

You'd get a kick in the bollocks off me

Surely it would've been better than my "apparent" inaction ?

This post was last modified: 12-06-07 09:27 PM by mr.pure.

Ooh ! nasty girl! Its just a test that you have to pass!