Don't make assumptions.

Sometimes, but only with a skirt, and only in the summer. haha

No really. I think white high heals are really sexy. Black are sexier though.

We might have a Wrong 'un here!!
Get out the Pitch forks!

You should try it Sooper.
Makes a girl feel special.

Try what? Wearing womens clothes or a Pitch fork?!
I cant get em in my size! Damm it!

What - a pitch fork?
They do them in ALL sizes hon
lol
xx

Im special! I like a customised model!

Your feet are only slightly larger than Pirate's.

Really?!
Do you think she would let me wear her high heels?

Get your own ya cheap skate.
She's slightly smaller than you, you'd end up ruining them.

It was your idea!
Bloody spoil sport!

I just meant if they make them in her size then they must them bigger.
Christ, I've seen women with much bigger feet than me.

They might not have been proper women not with your special hobby shall we say!

They can't all have been, surely.

You trying say I have big feets!

Grab 'em in the crotch early in the night has always worked for me.
Ala Crocodile Dundee.